January 2012
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I don't typically try to post shit like this.
But damn, what am I going to have to do to get this boy’s attention?
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we brought mr.french oranges
callmeblackclarkkent:
adamusprime:
some lady in the post office today was shipping a package to zimbabwe, 2-day air
$115
holy shit
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It’s enough, it’s too much No, I lost...
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la la la
For the first time in what feels like a long time, I’m feeling really good and optimistic about everything.
My class at community college is pretty interesting, I’m enjoying it and the professor makes an odd crack here and there. Now, if only I could stop scoping out for cute guys… I really can’t help it when I’m somewhere new. :x
I’m thinking about writing...
devongreen:
My ex isn’t cool, man. If I saw her, I’d be like
NIGGA IM JESUS
this is probably the best post in the history of tumblr
On second thought.
I’m making another blog so I can track corseting adventures evenly without having to sort through reblogs of Doctor Who and posts about other miscellaneous shit.
I’m actually not going to post the link to it on my main Tumblr because I don’t want people looking at it just to be in my business. However, if you’re genuinely interested/a beginner like me/experienced and want...
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So I actually convinced my dad to buy me a corset...
Janet: Hey, Dad?
Dad: -grunt-
Janet: So... I found something that might be able to help me with my back issues, and flatten out my stomach, lots of lovely things.
Dad: Yeah? Can it be covered with health insurance?
Janet: ... Not quite.
Dad: What is it?
Janet: It's like...a brace. Kind of.
Dad: Okay.
Janet: Well. It's a corset. Do you know what that is?
Dad: What's that--ohhhh, yeah, girls still wear those, don't they?
Janet: Yeah! Well, not like they used to, but yeah!
Dad: Alright, just let me know when you've found one you like.
Janet: :o
Yep.
I’ve decided that once I have the money for it, I’m going to start waist training.
Okay, before you get all judgy on me, I’m not looking into being burlesque dancer. To me, sex is the very last thing that has to do with this. The hourglass figure a corset provides is pretty goregous, they look elegant, and it’s an incentive for me to lose weight overall. If done safely...
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Mom called to tell me she's on less meds.
We had an actual conversation today.
So that’s pretty cool.
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I liked your new relationship status on Facebook. You probably thought I meant:
“Congratulations on the new relationship!”
But what it actually meant:
“I really hope this will keep you from grabbing my ass at parties.”
callmeblackclarkkent asked: just doing my frequent surveillance of my friend's blogs. There are so many things I want to like on yours..but it would be creepy.
mom: wow honey you're so beautiful you could get any person you want
people on the internet: you're so pretty why are you single
your crush: get out of my way you demented potato
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Recorded my first cover since I've gotten my...
“Do you know why firetrucks are red? Well, firetrucks have four wheels, and 8...”
– Pretty much the logic used in the National Treasure movies (via atrapadoencasa)
I died.
devongreen:
I think this is a good picture of me! There’s my friend from Nigeria!
yay nigerian people. :D
My dad found my bong.
What a way to wake up this morning, with my dad staring down at me and saying, “WHAT IS THAT?” and me realizing Leela was sitting on the wrong side of the dresser again.
Except this time, my dad came into my room to grab any glasses or plates to wash. And so he found my piece of glass.
Trying to get my dad to stop pacing around the house talking about how I was going to prison was...
December 2011
58 posts
it's about that time.
ready and set and go now
my name is janet and it is december 27th, 2011. my favorite color is blue. I really like to read. My favorite food changes on a consistent basis; the last was Caesar salad. my birthday is april 22nd. i play ukulele. my car’s name is marsellus wallace and the way things look, i’m probably going to marry him. i thrive off springtime weather and conversation.
...
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liveblogging AHS right now
Tate makes me go uuuuuuuuuuuugh
I love this show, but his character is just killing me
Why can’t a cute and melancholy ghost boy haunt my house? D:
